i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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