I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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