You can't special order awesome
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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