You work out of a Hotel?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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