i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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