6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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