Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it's like iHOP with fire
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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