Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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