Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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