So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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