we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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