So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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