Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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