i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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