1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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