Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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