So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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