The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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