I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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