If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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