Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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