I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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