oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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