Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
do nipples grow back?
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