check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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