so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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