Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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