i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
