The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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