My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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