Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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