YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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