We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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