White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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