and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.