This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you