It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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