he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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