Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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