no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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