Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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