so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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