i think my mom watched the whole time
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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