Non-Jews are for practice
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
that is very illegal...i love you.
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