After last night, I could never be a politician.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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