thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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