Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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