I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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