your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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