Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
