you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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