What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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