Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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