please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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