found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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