I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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